Hey man, there’s still some food at the bottom, better get back to feeding on it.

All baseball should have huge bat flips. Also each team should be all DHs and each game starts with a bench-clearing brawl for first ups.

*fart*

Keepers are usually in charge of setting and adjusting the defenders. Lots of times in this situation, he’s up from goal probably because he’s trying to convey something to his center-backs

How dare they hurt Some Guys

hahah seriously that’s your weak-ass troll job, buddy boy? 1/10, get back to the sandbox Francis, your mom is waiting.

What a cool thing to say on the day of a man’s death, Cool Internet Guy

Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzus

Run You Stupid Fucking Alligator

For fucks sake, seriously. I get that it’s the 93rd minute but it’s the final! He’s got his hands on his knees when play begins and he does nothing to figure out who is in the box with him. Didn’t have a clue Guzman was coming.

haha this comment on a post featuring a USMNT player getting absolutely roasted when it mattered the most

Don’t be so sure he’s not looking towards the Premiership, Billy. From the BBC’s article on the Football League shakeup announced recently:

I think this is the perfect move for him, actually. He managed a Swansea team that hit a balance between aesthetically pleasing and over-performing, which caused them to become critical darlings. He used that to get Liverpool to 2nd, but that was like 90% Luis Suarez. Then he bought Southampton and made a bunch of…

Think about the amount of time you dedicate to hating a blogger before you type anything again.

My favorite thing is how his performance has affected his stamina on Fifa. He’s red by half

o thank you, ceaseless internet vigilante

Ah the ol’ jumpin’ balls to face

Awesome and interesting as usual, sir.

Nowhere near as meaningful as multiple paragraphs on protecting the sanctity of a baseball highlight that is already considered one of if not the greatest of all time, I know. Some of us can’t bring heat like “willie mays was good” on the reg.