This is how I felt. I liked the sloppiness and silliness of the old movies.

*Salman Rushdie punches fist through straw hat*

I still miss Moody’s Point as if it were a real show, and not just a parody of a real show, on a sketch show.

Sounds hacky. Instead the character could mixed up which hand has the bread and the phone, and mistakenly both butter and take a bite out of their phone.

It’s just that amount of money, that gets smaller until I die.

“It hurts?”

...You really loved it? Main characters were stabbed like no tomorrow and happily skipped home at the end.

The idea of transforming a 2D character into CGI being a cosmetic surgery is such a delicious plot detail. I hate how much creative effort constantly goes into reanimating the dusty corpses of all-but-forgotten IPs from my childhood, but fuck it. This one has my blessing.

Just want to call out that she did a phenomenal job with the character in the first movie. It’s hard to explain, but she played the popular girl type so well. She comes off as a genuinely fun and decent person who is at the same time aware of her looks and how Peter sees her. The way she teases him playfully…

Shang-Chi was a movie about Asian immigrant parents and their Americanized children learning how to understand each other. How does killing said parent speak to that theme at all?

The last act has some issues for sure and those cops were very clumsily thrown in to add some phony jeopardy.

Ugh, it is for me, and I bought a huge box of it from the Arrakis Costco ...

Uh... you don’t have to be fabulously wealthy to turn off social media. You just delete the apps from your phone. I was relatively poor before I did it, and I’m relatively poor now.

I think there just needs to be balance. Lola can have a flat chest, but Bugs should have a truly gargantuan penis. Here, let me show you some ideas I’ve sketched out...

A motorcycle with no motor or wheels and an I Think You Should Leave date announcement on it?

I was surprised to see it nominated! I mostly heard about it from horror circles so I just assumed it’d meet a similar ignored fate as Suspiria, Hereditary or Us.

Ah yes, Butterfly Effect, the movie that rests on the difficult-to-understand theory that Ashton Kutcher is a serious actor. 

I genuinely don’t understand how anyone could consider the ending crowd pleasing.

Yeah, I found that they’ve generally run from passable to terrible, but this one and Culture Shock I enjoyed quite a bit.

Are we only counting theatrical releases? I enjoyed last January 2019’s Into the Dark flick on Hulu, New Year, New You.