Shot by confused poachers.

Impressive. Usually they need Chris Sale for good K/9.

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

My dog is mean as F yo

As is usual on such nights, White Sox fans saw a lot of foul balls.

him being able to really just kind of take a step back and take a deep breath, and watch a veteran guy operate in Case Keenum.

Yes, and also the best QB employed by the team ;) (Weinke face)

No, they would not have been allowed, and you don’t have to feel strange about thinking that. Am I saying the NFL and its refs are racist? No, not really.. Am I suggesting there’s some weird shit prevalent (both in the game itself and among fans) that implicitly approves punishing a mobile quarterback for being so…

Your comment sucks much worse than his.

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I literally just read every comment under this story (including grays), and there isn’t a single one that says or implies anything negative about the way Chew has led his life.

I’ve dealt with these two before & am willing to be interviewed. But my Wi-Fi connection is quite poor down here in the Mariana Trench. Please be patient & await my return.

People get so up in arms about that song. It’s propaganda. We think it’s weird when we see bits of North Korea and the way they parade around and pretend like everything is patriotic and perfect. But then someone here doesn’t wanna parade around and buy into the chant reaffirming their American-ness...and we lose our…

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

I agree. The NFL needs more David Wellses and Bartolo Colons. Not their body type. Those actual men in pads.

I knew Karlos Williams had a lot of free time these days, but I didn’t realize he had become a Deadspin contributor.

Serious answer. Pepes are like gemstones. Some are quite common, some are rare, and some... some... might not have even been discovered yet.

Ohh, real funny making fun of a guy with a serious FUCK SHIT ASS

No. Nobody else thinks that.