40 yards? Save your hyperbole for a game played on a real soccer field, guy

Is that Ice-T?!?

The orange one is winning

Aboot*

This article would have taken way too long to read, but I agree with it I think...

She looks more like a “Tabby” but I guess that’s pretty irrelevant

The Trump supporter thing-person looks EXACTLY like something funny but I just can’t put my finger on it...

Scottie Nell Hughes 4 whatever the opposite of Heisman is!

You must not be super smart. I’m not implying that you’re dumb, necessarily, but I can say with great certainty that you aren’t super smart. That is all.

“Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon will enter in-patient rehab, the team announced today”

So fucking true. I can’t begin to explain it but it’s definitely a thing

She single?

I’m a resident of NC and I'm considering a move to somewhere in Florida.....FLORIDA!

Peyton Manning reading this, presumably in a bath robe:

Ok I worked all night coming up with a formula and here’s what I’ve come up with...

Easy. He looks exactly like a face swap done between that one dude from “The League” and Will Smith from the post-Benadryl scene in Hitch

Visanthe Schianco dick for the god damn win

I think I speak for everyone when I say “meh”

“My name is Trent and I’m a huge Trump fan and an even bigger falcons fan!” -Trent

So is he Joe Pesci or David Stern? Wait..........daniel? No, no..David is right