The penalty was correctly assessed. However, if you look, with about 2 seconds left, the Mongolian wrestler tries to reengage with the Uzbeki wrestler, who is busy with his hands in the air saying “What the fuck is this shit”, and the Uzbeki wrestler should therefore have been given his own failure to engage penalty,…

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

Flip-side, forcing black athletes to work for old white guys for free seems right up their alley, no?

And the Fox Sports Headline:

“We are family here at Alabama. I’m the father, you see, overseeing all my boys out there toiling in the football fields, picking footballs off the ground and out of the air. You gotta teach them tough love, and know when to whip them into shape. Now, Maurice Smith...**chuckles** we gave him the nickname Toby...but he…

R.I.P., Samer’s dick.

Pictured: Caddybaras.

It’s lucky for the golfers that, much like the Tiger they encountered on tour, most of these animals don’t pose a threat.

A fit Dan Connor

My first thought was a fit Dan Conner....

Just in the Nick of time...

+1 AP practice exam

Purists tend to discredit the spate of records set at Sydney, as the race organizers' controversial track setup placed rows of gleaming Kohlers, stacks of trivia books, and unlimited Shredded Wheat just beyond the finish line.