The worst part was the 15 yard penalty Brees got for roughing the pass rush. 

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

The NFC South has pledged to pitch in and suck so hard that the Saints will still skate through to the playoffs.

“I called the former owner of my house and asked if she knew about this,” Fay told the Sun Sentinal.

Yeah, methinks the Niners figured they’d just flex their NFL muscle over lowly city officials and ignore the curfews until the city relented but they haven’t. A “look at what we’ve brought to your city!” scenario that Santa Clara would eventually cave in to.

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Would you say they can’t get no....Satisfactory resolution to this situation?

a genuine bona-fide electrified six car monorail????

Dude, monorails put Brockway, Ogdenville, AND North Haverbrook on the map.

Wow, dad. You’re going to be a monorail conductor

He probably got it from riding on the Monorail.

I heard they’ve already contracted a really embarrassing case of TB12

Man, we’ve really got to figure out a way to give Tom Brady’s kids mono. 

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Steelers fans like him again now

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

You can give yourself up on offense and end the play without being touched down

If you want to feel truly gross and depressed about our species, look up any online story with “Tyreek” and “abuse” in its title, scroll down to the comments section, and surf the tide of (largely ungrammatical) excusatory comments from Chiefs fans.