I am seriously taken aback by all the comments that minimize the alarm that we should all feel as a result of these serious encroachments on our privacy. By way of background not only am I am a prosecutor, but I’ve also recently had an iPhone (along with about $15 worth of change) stolen from my car, which was parked…

Alternatively: Use our words like adults and ask them to recline their seat a bit less.

“Now, all at once everyone... SCOWL”

It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I take it these are mostly for places where Halloween isn’t cold?

Sexy Freddy is not a new thing. Those statues came out a few years ago and I’m still puzzled on who they are for:

So who actually wears these anyway? I’ve been to a few parties in my lifetime and never have seen any of this crap. Maybe I’m lucky? 

Sexy Freddy Krueger costumes always baffle me because:

1.) He is one of the least sexy movie monsters ever.

2.) He was meant to be - and is still kind of implied to be - a child molester.

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

Because the Imperials are the Washington Generals of space villans.

I would have given the trailer 100% but for that part. It looked cheesy as fuck. 

That C-3PO line...I’m not ready for it

Why are they riding horses?!