Alternatively: Use our words like adults and ask them to recline their seat a bit less.

“Now, all at once everyone... SCOWL”

It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

“We reached out to Curt’s friends, MAGAgirl07898714 and PepeNotRazist8761412, and they told us via DM...”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

When did this guy become so aggrieved? Somewhere between idolized baseball play to shitty business person he became a real jackass, and I just don’t understand the transformation. Totally jobbed the state out of money, left it paying a tab, and he’s the victim?

Can they give it to me in gummy form?

It’s like this in the marketing department at work.

it depends on the country you live in. here in the USA they give out prescriptions for testosterone to middle-aged men like it’s candy.

Are PED’s legal for non-athletes? I ask because it takes me four and a half minutes to walk the dog to the end of the block and back for her to piss. If I could cut that down to an even three I wouldn’t have to pause the DVR during commercials.