I live in California, but my family has a waiter at Galatoire’s. Shannon. Skip is going to be our next one. That place is special if you know a waiter.

This is the kind of Mumford humor that keeps me coming back to Deadspin.

...runs and grabs my chain necklace and body oil.

I hate letsrun more than sites with auto-playing ads!

The only thing more difficult than running a marathon is not talking about it...

Did you really make this about Hillary Clinton? Jesus.

Hey man, thanks for your service, I came from three generations of service. I couldn’t join an academy due to a degenerative nerve syndrome.

“War on White Men, the same ones who built America.”

I had the flu/pneumonia flying from NYC to San Jose. It was New Year’s Eve, it was like 10 degrees outside (new yorkers remember that year) and it sucked. I could hardly move. I wore a medical mask the entire time, I told the flight attendant and they got me and my wife in a corner of the plane and I didn’t use the…

Yeah, you mean caltrain. I live two blocks from the arena. 

Posting the link made it easy. Thanks! This should be linked to other Kinja pages.

B-B-B-But the refs!!!!!!!!!

100%. Offsides shouldn’t need a case-by-case interpretation. This is why NFL games take 3.5-4 hours.

Ugh. I live in San Jose, and I hate them. I don’t even want to say their name. Stupid ambush marketing. The owner was actually in his seats last night. I love when they give tickets go to some Instagram model and they cover their shirts up with jackets, not realizing why they are even there.

Counterpoint: Landeskog could have just gotten off the ice.

This is the kind of chess humor that keeps me coming back to deadspin.

100%. My wife had an ectopic pregnancy, they rushed her into surgery and saved her life. Not fun to talk about. I only tell people so they feel like a dummy for asking that question.

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