I’m surprised people are shocked she only made $12k doing porn. Porn performers never made millions. Jenna Jamison and a few others were the outliers. Everyone else was making a couple thousand at best. I remember reading somewhere that more than half of all porn performers had to work at other jobs. Porn performers…

You’re going to be a lot more fun two years from now as you regale us with all the reasons you voted for Donald Trump.

Every 13 year old boy during gym class

What is the statute of limitations on pantsing someone anyways? I’m almost two decades removed from middle school and I’d really hate for something like this to bite me in the ass now.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

I remember an Onion article at the time along the lines of “Nation’s Landfills Struggling to Deal With Jar-Jar Binks Merchandise”

Couldn’t agree more. As many flaws as Menace has, it’s Lawrence of goddamn Arabia compared to Clones. That might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater, and I’ve seen The Emoji Movie in the theater.

I recently rewatched the whole series, and I didn’t think Phantom Menace was that bad. Attack of the Clones is so much worse. The outdated CGI is way overused compared to Phantom Menace, which relied on a surprising amount of practical effects. Anakin comes off as such an unlikable creep. Padme is rightfully turned…

Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1. Darth Maul was the character with the biggest impact and the climatic battle ended a 16 year light saber battle drought. It was in the years that followed that the nerd echo chamber exploded and public derision for the film came to the…

Yet it’s still the best SW prequel. 

But, he ain't got...nobody...to listen

This is my 7 year old nephews favorite song. For some reason he is stuck in the 1990's. Sometimes I wonder if he died in the 90's then got reincarnated.

Whoa, whoa, slow down there. Who do you think he is, Al Bundy?

If Joe ever scored four touchdowns in a game, that would be the best celebration and biggest fine in NFL/most complaints to the FCC in history. 12/10 would want to see happen.

Heard he became a detective with the Miami PD.

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

I took this photo last year at the Dolphins bar in New York City and I thought it was a perfect metaphor for this upcoming season.

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

Bixenspan just turned in his resignation letter after seeing this shit.

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…