Any loud phone use should be a war crime.

The bat flip didn’t even make Reds newcomer Trevor Bauer angry, he was actually laughing about it.

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

“Bat flip of the year???”

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

So I’m bored at work......

Hey! Sacramento has legal weed now, too! Denver really only has the view going for it.

maybe it’s because I’m a fellow Lions fan, but this is the best Kinja post I’ve ever read. 

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

The 3D barcode on NFL tickets now is dynamic - it changes every 15-60 seconds so you can’t screenshot the ticket to make it work at the gate, unless you do it within the 15 second window...

She’s asked if we can go to another game. I don’t know whether to be happy she likes football or worried she wants to be a Bills fan.

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

Well of course they had to move on from Blake Bortles. Sure, his numbers sucked but that’s what happens when you’re...26 years old? He was 26 last year? That’s what a lifetime in Florida will do to you. Maybe it’s not all senior citizens down there. Maybe it’s just a bunch of unemployed 40 year olds who drank some…

A white supremacist with yellow fever. He’s clearly had an Asian fetish for a long time. I’m guessing he found a nice Filipino mail order bride and moved to the Philippines to avoid having to interact with annoying white women who want to have things like opinions and rights.

We’re all in agreement that Watkins fucks his pigs right?

He should be fed to his pigs.

“I am obviously not a white supremacist. I go for days without seeing another white face,” he told me. “I put up with racial problems similar to that of colored people in the 1960s, the black people of the 1970s, the African Americans of the 1980s, the people of color of the 1990s, and I am not sure what the…