I’m 32 and all these new rappers whose names start with initials suck. Like think about dudes like this compared to say The Lox. I do this thing where I make myself listen to a new rapper like once a week on my drive to work. Because I started to feel like “all these new rappers suck, get off my lawn”, so I felt I…

You’re still solid. One thing is not the other. For example:

Guillotines in Central Park.

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny...…

What unwitting kids? Many of them actively posed with their water polo gear or rowing machines. And even if the parents helped change their board scores or photoshopped their headshots into athletes behind their backs, the kids should’ve known something was afoot when they got into a school after failing Art History…

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

She’s going from Full House to The Big House!

I usually don’t like to pass judgment on 19-year-olds, but holy hell is Olivia Jade tempting me. I didn’t know that she existed half an hour ago, and now she’s skyrocketed up to Martin Shkreli-levels of insufferability.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

As someone who went to USC, and has USC alums through his family tree, I will say that their involvement in this scandal surprises me not at all. This kind of shit has gone on for the university’s entire existence. I think the reaction of most people familiar with things there would be, “Wait, this was a secret?”

TIL that rich and famous individuals have cheated and bribed to get their kids into the best schools. What societal institution is next? Soon, we’ll find out that rich parents kept their kids from being drafted to Vietnam in the 60s/70s...

Rich people need to learn that the wealthy truly do not need to give a fuck about their little people problems.

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

Cut Mark some slack.  The Zuckerberg’s are preserving the natural beauty for many generations of regular people to never see.

I live coastal NorCali where the beaches allow free access and I can’t imagine how I would feel if someone bought it all up and restricted my ability to walk along the shore where my family has lived for over a century, because..MONEY. What the hell, buy a piece of property and enjoy a little slice, don’t buy the…

As the father with a child with Autism, I want to be clear about something even though this article did not specifically mention it. Vaccines had nothing to do with it. While I am not a medical doctor, I do have a PhD in Computer Science and like to think I am somewhat intelligent. But guess what? I know when to stay…

Next time, turn him away from the hospital and let him die. Let these kids start dying and let’s see how long it takes for the anti-vaxxer movement to stop.

While the dollar amount is very high, please do not ignore the intense physical pain that this child experienced. By not vaccinating him, his parents put him through torture.

Why couldn’t it have been Pat Sajak?