Also, anyone who watched a Traci Lords movie.

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

I remember an E3 event a few years ago where Reggie was sitting a few rows away from me, just playing 3DS like the rest of us schlubs.

to be replaced by marketing man Doug Bowser

Wow, when was the last time you saw an Arkansas coach fail to take the high road?

No shit. Wayne Chrebet broke my friend’s nose in college and we STILL hear about it.

My grandma birthed 12 children. She only had an epidural with the last. Her one piece of advice to my wife prior to the birth of our first was to get the epidural. Get the epidural. 

It’s not just cars. The cellular carriers are also out of control with that shit. I do not know what the top four awards in cellular networking are, Verizon, nor do I care. Just let me know when you stop paying Tom Middleditch.

Kuchar’s just trying to improve a bad lie.

HEY-OH!

Except he won the tournament...so by using the logic that a caddy is a valuable asset, this is one hell of a caddy to help a total stranger win the tournament 

That is in fact what she said.

I thought the exact same thing when I saw that photo at the top. His agent called and told him, “I am about to send you a statement - post it, and I will cut the guy a check.”

Wrong.

I can pretty much guarantee that Kuchar isn’t paying off Ortiz. Bridgestone, workday and sketchers are.

You want to make $14 the hard way? 

What a penis.

Yeah, but abolish golf anyway.

First he was a replacement caddy

My understanding is that the flavor that salt imparts has way more to do with the shape of the crystals or flakes, and how you incorporate them into the meal, than it does with the relatively insubstantial mineral content of fancy salt. Except iodized salt, which, ick.