Lol. Lay off the pipe.

Running the ball to eat clock, then quickly snapping before the 2 minute warning is something Andy Reid would be proud of.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

Pacman Jones: *cums*

Wow, 250,000 one dollar bills...good news for all the strip clubs in NOLA, I guess.

Every single hot taek ever should end with:

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

I’m honored to have just granted this brilliant comment with star # 69.

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

If my now-husband had said something like that when he proposed, I would have to fight every atom in my body to not slap him silly. And he probably would also not’ve become my husband, because COME THE FUCK ON, dude.

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.

In fairness, they’re going to save a bundle by hiring a coach on his rookie deal, franchising him, and then trading him to Washington

team renamed Kardinals as part of his deal

This dude has eaten at least one person.

“Get us the Next Sean Mcvay!!!!”

Two bracelets AND a watch? That’s an offensive coordinator AT BEST.