Reminds me of the time Tim Duncan dunked on Kevin Garnett and then gave him sensible advice on the importance of a portfolio that contains a good blend of stocks, bonds and cash, with the stocks divided up evenly between small, mid and large caps.

Are you sure he was saying “Don’t Jump.” and not “Did you know that Oscar nominated Ladybird takes place in, and was filmed in, Sacramento?”

If I was Fox I would have come harder with something like, “AND THAT’S WHY TRADITIONAL CENTERS HAVE NO PLACE IN THE MODERN NBA!”

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

*Aaron Hernandez convicted of murder*

Dude wouldn’t stop droning on and on.

I fully expect his employers to put a stop to this and punish him appropriately. They are an upstanding organization who has a well documented history of rebuking offensive and immature behavior, be it in word, image or deed. One can always trust them to do what is right, not because they stand to gain, but because it…

Some of those insults of his really cut to the bone.

Instead of replying to everyone pointing it out, I’ll just reply to myself here: I am the world’s biggest idiot. Carry on.

I’m more impressed that Kingsbury did all that at USC after getting hired after the season was over.

To be fair, Sam drinks a LOT.

You are indeed overreacting, Sam. You can tell because you had to include this part:

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

And now it’s MY favorite restaurant

“Pete smokes so much weed that it makes people uncomfortable.”

Saying hanging out and partying with Machine Gun Kelly is a positive support system for someone with mental health problems might not age well.

I know what the word “leftover” means and I know what the word “Champagne” means, but together, they don’t make any sense.

You are selling this idea very short.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.