Okay, I’m “acting like it aint”. Now what are you going to do about it?

Jesus dude. Bring it down a notch.

I’ve checked your posts. You should not be allowed on the Internet.

Found the one Tampa Bay Buccaneer fan guys

YOU WANT ME TO COME OUT THERE

I don’t think Killjoseph is really feeling the holiday spirit.

You forgot to wish him AIDS

They are 4-11. That was the first time all year his teammates actually blocked someone.

Obligatory:

Want a Snickers?

Jesus. Does Lee here owe you money or something?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

Jameis Winston with the “oh shit no one is holding me back.”

This is the correct take

I know a lot of people shit on Little Caesars, and I’m fully aware that it’s not great pizza by any stretch, I will firmly maintain that at 5 bucks and not having to order ahead, it’s worth that price. Throw on breadsticks and sauce and you’re golden. Papa John’s is far too expensive in relation to how terrible it is.

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

The darkest timeline is that, in the very tiny speckle of time in the entirety of the history of human civilization, aliens make contact with humans, we have an unqualified baby as the leader of the most powerful country in the world.

Or, perhaps they’ve been here all along and know that now is the best time to…