For those about to big ball, we salute you.

Is it enough to just ball these days though, or must one now big ball?

Is it enough to just ball these days though, or must one now big ball?

When asked for his opinion on the situation, Russell Wilson glanced around nervously and pissed his pants before discussing the Seahawks positive locker room culture.

Hey, Tom
I wish you and all the Deadspin staff continued balling for the year to come.

—Sean

I only see walking. I don’t see race.

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

I hope Kylo’s reveal to Rey about her parents is true. For fucking ONCE this series could use someone that isn’t tied to everyone else...

Everyone’s got lawyer money, it’s called a public defender and it’s a right guaranteed to everyone in the constitution, bitch.

Hey

Paging D’Souza, Dinesh...

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

Ajit Pai embodies the time-honored principle that in this great nation of ours, no matter who you are, no matter how much, or how little money you have, no matter what country your family comes from, you can still come across as a big dumb fucking hayseed.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Oh, with a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon you can really bring down the price of your incredibly inappropriate gift.

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.

I grew up in Alabama, and I agree. Abortion being THE issue at the ballots was preached from my family and from the pulpit, and it took moving out of the state to reverse the brainwashing. It was framed as, if you voted for a pro-choice candidate you were the problem. Nothing is more important in Southern politics…

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

They are, but they smashed their Keurigs a few weeks ago.