I thought we were supposed to figure that out, and then if you thought she was guilty you put her on trial to prove it? Apparently we just put people on trial for stuff now to figure out if they did anything.

Because they were Nazi’s and we aren’t now, so we are capable of using rationale thought and compassion instead of just killing things because we don’t like them.

If 70 years later isn’t the time for humor then I don’t when is.

An old religious leader has outdated views on equality? No way! That never happens!

It definitely is the most backwater technological crap fest he thinks it is. It is by far the easiest sport to put in more technological advances due to the slow pace and limited action. The NFL got replay in 1986, and baseball just got it. That is insanity. The single fact that umpires are still calling balls and…

You are right that it’s the most predictable time wise. It’s also about as exciting as staying regular.

Clearly the solution there would be to catch dino’s and put them in giant hamster wheels to generate power. We could even put them in giant zoos when they aren’t “exercising” for people to come look at. I don’t see any way that could go wrong.

Maybe in 10 or 15 years. The problem right now is they are trying to make the most people relatively happy who pay the most money for football related things. Those people right now are not rap fans because they are middle aged white people. I was shocked when the booked the unbelievably untalented Black Eyed Peas to…

It definitely is a likely scenario. There are spiders freaking everywhere. There is probably one on your car right now.

That’s all fine and good, but if she isn’t charged for jumping out of a moving vehicle with her 9 year old in it then she should never be allowed to operate heavy machinery again. If her phobia is that debilitating that just seeing a spider near/on her can cause that reaction, then she can never be in control of…

Don’t be confused, there is definitely no contest. Every sane person understands that dogs are superior.

My FIL just called our server sweetheart (or honey, I forget which one) when he took my wife and I out to dinner for her birthday (a month late). I watched as she was walking away just stop for a second as she realized what he just said before she continued on back. I assume she was briefly considering whether or not…

In high school we bet the stupidest kid in our class $5 he couldn’t eat a pound of raw hamburger in under 10 minutes at lunch. He purchased the lb of burger himself and kept it in his locker all morning before lunch. He “won” that bet.

I mean, let’s not go crazy here. We’ve only managed to get 2 minorities of any kind total so far. You can’t just jump to double minority all at once obviously.

Only time this reference has been funny in months!

I mean, of course JEWS aren’t going to pay for an entire extra meal no one is going to eat.

When you say troll mecca I assume you mean because it’s so easy to get fed as a troll when you go there with all the easily butthurt surrounding you.

He doesn’t hate the city because they were subject to a terrorist attack, he hates it despite that fact. See how that changes it pretty substantially.

How about the fact that the 2 "top secret" emails were discovered when reviewing a random sample of only 40 total emails. Given that there were thousands/millions of total emails, what do you think that means?

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