When I was in 8th grade, 1997, my math teacher made me put on a cone shaped dunce cap and sit in the corner for talking too much. I found it to be highly hilarious, especially considering I never really talked that much. I believe the final talking that got me punished was actually me trying to help the person in…

I was a junior in high school at the time (I’m a guy) and was just about to sit down in my pre-calc class when mid knee bend I noticed my chair was an odd red color. Luckily I didn’t fully sit down, but then I realized the situation. Quickly let the 1st year teacher know of the situation, and then watched her kind of…

When I had to hire someone to work in accounts payable for me at my previous job, I threw away every resume that came in with an AOL email listed (and one person that somehow still had a juno email). I'm thankful that AOL still exists, as it really saves time in weeding through stuff like that.

Hell yes its ok to shame her. Bing cheap is fine, stealing shit is not. Stealing from a god damn library is really really far from ok.

People that live in different states, please don’t follow the advice to always refuse. In some states that's a good idea, in others it is a terrible idea.

As a Browns fan living in Indiana and surrounded by Colts fans, that was a glorious day.

Yep. If someone thinks a boyfriend farting in front of them is cause enough to write someone about it, then they should breakup with the guy right now to save him the extra time it would take him to figure out you suck to be around.

They both mean the same thing in this case though? If he was involved with cheating than he cheated. It’s not downgrading, its the same.

“If you’re tired of your same old routine, try having an entire week where all you’re allowed to do is dry hump each other.”

There is no actual proof, that is half the point of the whole thing. There’s tons of stuff showing pretty clearly that he was involved, from his press conference where he acted so dumb as if he didn’t even knows footballs got filled with air, to destroying his cell phone, to the whole deflator stuff with the texts. I…

He doesn't actively undermine the football operations anymore, but he sure as shit used to. They used to role with basically 1 total scout on the budget, and just drafted Kiper's highest rated player.

Yah I mean, he obviously did. They have no proof and the "crime" is stupid and not worth punishing in the first place, but he obviously did.

“She gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second. Davis worked at the clerk’s office at the time of each divorce and has since remarried.”

He was a shitty businessman, but he was pretty good at being really fucking crooked. Like when he did everything he possibly could to make sure Baltimore couldn’t win an expansion team bid because he knew it would benefit him a shitload to prevent that and then move there himself. The bad news for him was that he was…

I agree with what’s so hard to understand, but in the opposite direction. He’s poking fun at something 95% of his TV audience also thinks is silly. He isn’t being particularly mean or over the top, he’s just making fun of it. Most people that watch his show would agree, because the demographic that watches his show…

I don’t understand how that would ever be ruled as a hit. I don’t follow baseball, due to it being incredibly boring, but a ball got hit directly to the 2nd baseman and he missed it and it bounced off of him. That’s pretty much the definition of an error right?

He got cut midway through a year, and promptly claimed by half of the league. Do you remember that happening for Northcutt or Quincy? No, you definitely don’t. Quincy was awful and had half the career number Johnson did. There isn’t an argument for him being better.

You’re bad at this. The bowl was heated up to keep the food hot, as requested. If you put hot food in a cold bowl, it cools down much faster. When a customer demands her food be very hot or she’s sending it back, heating up the bowl 100% makes sense.

It's hard to be friends with dead people.

It would also be funny to act very apologetic, take all of their orders, and then serve everyone that wasn't bitchy lady. Tell her the food will be out shortly, but just never bring her food. It would be kind of fun making her watch everyone else eat.