Not if they die.

Was blimpie different back in the day, because they make it right in front of you now, so there would be basically no way to pull that off. The only good way I can think of would be to have someone jizz in the top of a new mayo bottle and go replace the old bottle while the order is happening, but that would require…

Not if they advertise their prices, or hand out a menu with prices on it.

That’s not fair, I want all of my food cooked in delicious rendered duck fat and that bitch was getting it free!

You take that back right now!!!1!!!!! Kia's are awesome and should not be made fun of.

Customers who request super hot food, and are then instructed to be careful because it is super hot 100% absolutely deserve to be burned if they ignore that advice. Common sense would dictate the customer understand its going to be extra hot when they specifically request it like that. If ignoring that doesn't deserve…

Holcomb played like shit in the game that allowed them to sneak in to the playoffs. Also, I am aware that a whole bunch of people wanted Holcomb to start because he played good in one game. That was why is was so frustrating. Lots of players look good for a couple of games, especially when they haven’t played that…

This 100% true. Corn tortillas either make your taco awesome or terrible. There is no in between.

So I want to preface this with the fact that I agree with everyone here, he pretty clearly did it and got off super easy. It’s shitty all around.

Are they debating which jail she will go to (assuming conviction) or should go to? I assume you are talking about should, which would make them douches. Would she actually get to go to a women’s prison though? I assume our prison system isn’t exactly up to date with issues like this, given their general incompetence…

This varies state by state. I don’t know the rules in California, but that definitely isn’t how it goes everywhere. Michigan for example (unless this has changed recently) is a no fault state, and your insurance covers your stuff every time no matter what happened.

So this info is all based on students in rural Iowa and Pennsylvania? Can we do these questionnaires in non small-town USA places too so we can get a real picture of the situation?

"If they want to see her all they need to do is say “Biggie Smalls” three times to a mirror in the dark at night.”

Same story with virgin as with brother.

And it was a horribly fucking stupid policy against marijuana that ended up with shitloads of people (mostly minorities) spending tons of time in jail for no fucking reason, mostly ruining their lives, and costing the whole country shitloads of money as jail populations increased a ton and police forces had to get…

I still do buy flowers for my wife randomly. I just go to the floral section of whatever store I’m at and buy whatever random flowers look the nicest while also not costing a ton. I don’t really have a way to separate flowers I would buy for my wife vs my mom though, in either case I'm just buying whatever flowers…

More than $50 for some damn flowers? There is a 0% chance I ever drop that much outside of a very special occasion.

Problem with that rule of thumb: To a lot of us flowers are flowers. Any and all flowers seem fine for either because to us it makes no difference.

I too would never change the sheets. It’s not because I am incapable of changing the sheets, it’s because I would just never do it. Which was exactly how I rolled before I got married, because I didn't really care.

I understand what you are saying, as that is a pretty common opinion, but couldn’t really disagree more.