I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.

What did butterscotch ever do to you?

That’s not the legal question though. It’s not whether there is a legitimate benefit, it's whether there is an illegal monopoly. 

You can bake one cake but it does not make you a baker.

Hue Jackson got fired for deploying his Chubb incorrectly. 

So... I have been putting off reading that piece since it came out. And I just went ahead and read it.

No offense, but not being appointed to the Supreme Court is not having your life ruined.

Standing on the sun is a perfect description.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

When it’s someone not making a gesture and just laying their hand on their arm during a 8 hour waste of time?

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

much like what would happen at TSA rules going through the airport

Let’s be real, missing some late night games is not equivalent with ending all viewership for that sport all together.  

“Beadle’s job is to host what is basically the sports equivalent of The View, and that does not require her to be able to explain the intricacies of a zone blocking scheme or break down a jet sweep. She’s there to guide discussions about narratives and broad storylines, which she can do just fine without watching…

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”