If you had the Bears coaches you would ignore them too

Anytime an African-American can punish South Carolina is sweet, sweet revenge.

The guy throws behind your back so you grab your dick ?

I would eat Britney over chips any day

The Cubs should have a Steve Bartman day. All the “fans” who threw shit at him at the game, (Yes, the Cubs know who they are) get tied to seats and Bartman gets to throw beer and nachos at them, yell shit at them and then Bartman gets to piss on Moises Alou.

Give him a salt tablet

It’s not like Russia has ever bent the rules on an inbound play before

Meh, like Leatherface cares what the NFLPA thinks. Jones is the Trump of football.

“Stoney, you know who had the best hemmohroid’s I saw in my 50 years of baseball ?”

Oh say can you see me hittin’ that bitch upside da head,

What’s that now ?

She chugged that beer like a pro

“Hello, do you have Prince Albert in the can ?”

She threw it at him, you gotta charge the mound and show her some swagger or she own you

Will he take a post dated check ?

Just gonna send it