They found him spying on Virginia in the shower  ?

“The integrity of our game is going to [be] damaged when the safety of players is not at the forefront, and Major League Baseball has dropped the ball on the wet bag subject.”

Ooh, look at the rich kids with teeth. We didn’t have bats, balls or a field. We just sat in our cardboard boxes and pretended. 

How high did he go ? It looks like 10 or more feet in the air. 

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Corncob,

“Welcome to Chick-Fil-A. I’m Tim, second assistant shift manager ‘cuz, like, I finished college and stuff””

Thank you Burton Cummings

No

Good, now they got extra time to go make me a sandwich. Amirite fellas ???....Any bros ???? C’mon guys......Awwwww....Fake NEWS !!!!

Pedophile ? That’s a big word for a 10 year old 

Listen up sonny boy, I didn’t crawl through the jungles of France to let no Reds take over !!!!!

Is that you Melania ? Blink twice if you need help

In related news, it was pointed out to me tonight that MLB TV allows viewers to select park noises as the audio feed of a live game broadcast, eliminating altogether the commentary of commentators.

Is that you Yadier Molina ?????

List of people who need to go away and never return:

Which will last longer....their relationship or the rest of that cake ?

Was the prescription from Dr. Russell Wilson ?

No, this is the guy who admitted he “likes to kiss titties”. I shall commence to clutch my pearls, O-M-G...the horror