Fixed! 

And then the Astros walked off the Yankees very own wife beater. 

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

FOUND THE ASSHOLE PACKER FAN

I once got burned out on bacon

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

What would Trump do, if handed this purloined DNC server? What would he even hope to find in it?

Fuck this shit.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

Ooh, look at the big shot over here who had arms and legs! La-dee-friggin’-da! We held the bat in our teeth and rolled around the bases!

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants here who grew up with something to use for all four bases! Must have been nice to grow up spoiled...

I wonder what’s up with Byfuglien. Only a month ago, I saw on the news that he was hanging out with Sam Darnold of the New York Jets, and they were having a great time. Weird.

theres that good old "if I say liberty over and over I win and that's just logic" thinking at work! 

It’s also disingenuous. The argument that players deserve play (they do) is independent of whether Tony Bennett deserves a raise (he does).

Wait till you have kids.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

“What’s wrong with tracking teenage girls?” asked Roy Moore.

Dude got gold, frankincense and myrrh the day he was born. Talk about being born with a silver spoon...

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.