“Fahkin’ smaht ass punks”

Patriots fan: “Hold my beeyah”

How about if we use a family as bases. Example: Kardashians...They are used to men sliding into them

Can you analyze the missing Trump handshake video now ?

I would assume because it’s not a crime to have cameras in your own home ?

Show me any history MLB has ever discriminated against minorities.

America November 2016: Hold my beer

I keep waiting for the day Trump says “see, I do this to show the hypocrisy of our current situation”...but it doesn’t happen. Just more bullshit.

Back in high school we have a kid pitching, walks three guys in a row. Coach comes out, “C’mon son, ya gotta throw strikes.” He starts grooving pitches just to get them over. After six runs the coach comes out. Our third basemen tells coach, “Well, he was throwing strikes”

Winner,winner. Chicken dinner

Must everything be about those Kardashian women ?

There’s is held with Boys Night

If only the opponent was the Detroit Lions

Nevermind that over 75 percent of NFL players are diagnosed with some type of long term brain injury.

What the fuck is wrong with people ?

CB Bucknor is doing tennis now .

Stoney, you know who else didn’t know when to walk away ? ...Yaz

To much prune juice at breakfast ?