“Love is a battlefield” Pat Bentaur

FAKE news !!!!! Title Ix will be the greatest ever. You haven’t seen title ix until I get done making it huge. The other countries will be so jealous of us winning on title iX.

And not one dick or mustache drawn on her

Girl ? Pants down ? hell yes

Hunter ? Bryce ? You sure this wasn’t a Duke lacrosse game ?

I assume “elite” is code for Flinstones vitmains ?

They will send their top investigators

“Base, we got a code 4357 here. I have apprehended the suspect and collected the evidence, over”

“Hello, baby Jesus. We need your help, again. Can you make it rain so we win because winning at all costs and screw the other team is a good christian thing to do.” 

Contrary to what the studio “experts” continue harping, and missing, PHYSICAL teams don’t win. You can out hit, out muscle, out slug but if you don’t put the biscuit in the basket you go home.

“Second base, alright. Totally worth it dude”

That will serve him well after graduation when he works at Benihana

The one for all the cash

I thought it was Hans and Franz