steves542
steves542
steves542

How can I help you sir ?

My vote goes to Au Cheval

My Mom and I were watching a Cubs playoff game a few years ago (the ill fated Bartman series).  My Mom says “I always told your Dad if the Cubs ever win a World Series I promised I would have a three-some with another woman.”

This show is God awful but I’m sure it will be on 10 years and live in syndication forever much like 2 Broke Girls.

“Everybody deserves a third, fourth and fith chance. He told us he would never do it again. What are we, the Police ?”

No, Corey Crawford saves

If this was Bobby Jo Johnson Jr. from Upper Lower Bemidji State the NCAA would have given them 5 years probation and had the coach suspended for 2 years. Fuck you Pitino

Take off eh

Quick change your name to Richard Sherman

Cam, Cam, hey remember,like, when you were, like, in college and, like, you won that one game ?

“See, you let the Mexicans in and they steal everything” DJT

“Our next caller is Mark from Wisconsin. Says he used to play for the Packers, Go ahead Mark, you are on the line....”

O’er the hills of far away in the land of misty rolling rivers, the Cubs exorcised the demons that haunted their very being for a distant ocean breeze.

Can they throw in an extra 12 bucks for that goofy bastard to get a decent haircut at Cost Cutters ?

I believe in miracles

Oh nooooooooooo won’t someone think about the poor white people

Grabbin’ pussies, kickin’ ass and takin’ names America

Reporter: “Should Hoyer have been looking Alshon Jeffery’s way on fourth down?”