*This biases of people that built them.

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

Counterpoint: The Karlmann King appears to be the absolute finest movie car for the antagonist in a near-future dystopian setting I’ve ever seen.

Tesla is also a solid 5 years ahead on a charge network. The first Supercharger opened in 2012, while VW’s Electrify America was established in 2017 as part of the dieselgate settlement.

I’m not sure I really understand what a completely new vehicle is. Automakers tend to keep many parts, even full platforms, from one generation to the next. It seems like a new generation occurs because most automakers provide scant updates from year to year. Which leads to my question - what about the model s and x…

I can’t believe I am going to do this - but I gotta defend Tesla here.

What are you smoking? S&X are killing the ICE competition as it is, making them better is a gain.

They have been, you just don’t know about it. They don’t tell you every time they change up their battery config. They have changed motor designs. They have changed to completely new type of cooling tubes. Virtually every interior part has had tool changes, some massive, some completely new parts. Some systems in the…

And it comes with a full layer of clear coat 

None of them actually own a boat. But Mike’s truck could TOTALLY tow a bigger boat than Jim’s truck.

Most importantly, pickup buyers want big-ass grilles. Where’s the humongous fucking grille, Rivian? Are you even trying to compete??

Eat your chicken with a side of preventable youth suicide if it makes you feel good.

In my experience, headline risk is considered significantly more important than individual lawsuits. A simple lawsuit may cost a few thousand and goes away, a headline tarnishes reputation, affects stock prices, and is far more detrimental to long term consumer opinion.

Aaron,

It took a worldwide collaboration of telescopes, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT), in order to find it.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Do you say that on every negative Ford or GM article? Or is Tesla the only one that gets unfair criticism?

Over $20 billion, how’s that for a real number?

Huh, I should check my bank account again. I must’ve lost that million dollars I’ve been kicking around.

I really don’t get that. I mean, the Patriots suck, but...why are you rooting against an American company that’s building the first truly innovative cars in 50 years? And why does it make you happy to see them fail?

The irrational hatred of Tesla is one of those things I find deeply puzzling. There are perfectly…