I have a fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!

He had a wife, you know ...

Nearby, a stable was found with a large horse, suggesting a likely drivetrain for this classy ride.

I think most people wouldn’t bat an eye if your name was Biggus Dickus.

When I put nekkid lady mudflaps on my truck, people say I’m crass.  When the Romans put pictures of people doin’ it on their chariot, then it’s class. 

They should have saved the excavation for Ash Wednesday.

This has got to be the greatest barn find in history so far

“The wet slap of a raw steak canned ham bumper guard smacking a human face

“Call me Ishmael.”

Sightly off subject, but, if you’re ever in the Naples area to see Pompei, also check out Herculaneum which is smaller but much more well preserved.

It’s lost a couple of horses in the intervening years.

I was hoping Jalopnik would do something with this story. Mostly because the archaeologists call it a Lamborghini when it’s more of a limo as Jason rightly points out. When I see “Lamborghini,” I think race car (which many chariots were) not party wagon.  Archaeologists really need to get their car metaphors straight.…

Okay, okay. I’ll do another one soon. 

I’m not even reading the article.  You can drop some hilarious Latin into your title image, but WHERE IS THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MAX HARDIGREW?!?!?!?  I'm so disappointed.

The Romans preferred to dangle a winged dick, known as a fascinus, from their chariots and carriages.

If this is a Pompeian Lamborghini, I’d like to see the Pompeian Ferrari from Vesuvius Chariots that set the whole place on fire.

I was also thinking this would be a DT holy grail ride. Next up at Moab - real horsepower!

Romanes eunt domus.

Maine has been dealing with solar projects being put on hold because transformers and substations that were supposed to be “good to go” for a new array were suddenly not sufficient and the utility wanted to bill the solar owner for the upgrade after the project got approved. There’s talk about our Iberdrola owner…