and NO HAGGLE PRICING!!!!!!

Stealing a brand new car with a flatbed truck is next level of car theft. Holy shit!

I appreciate that in every story, Patrick always comes off sounding like J Jonah Jameson. 

Yeah, he was alright for a guy who drove a freakin’ Town Car. ;)

Its been a thing for a couple years. Still shocking to think about though

Mack was one of the best writers to work for Jalopnik, don’t fuckin’ @ me.

Mack <3

After this incident he almost died on an airplane so yeah, health is an issue

I have a sleep study scheduled for the 20th. 

Today I learned a $100k Jeep is a thing. 

Kristen Lee is so steadfastly opposed to lame-ass shit that she refused to stop making fun of me for months after she realized that General Tso’s chicken is my go-to order at a Chinese restaurant. She called me white as hell, a weenie from Ohio, and roasted my basic-ness.

It is so extraordinary to be able to find yourself at a job where you can basically say whatever you want.

You discussed how to not do write-ups on the vehicles you were there to report on AND your deep desire to make nachos...at great length.

I think it got pushed onto a flatbed, which I believe explains the reflector pieces we found outside. Fun day.

Having heard various Hellcat cold starts, I’m now concerned about your physical health if your snoring is that loud.

if only

You discussed the works of Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon?

I should mention that nobody in the house could possibly have heard a Trackhawk start over the sound of my snoring. Sorry, I helped the thieves and I didn’t even know it!

I mean, it’s not just the women leaving, everyone is on their way out from the whole dang company these days

One thing I always liked about Jalopnik was that it had multiple women writing about cars and car culture. One by one, they all seem to have left.