If they happen to lose my address during the network rebuild I would be thrilled to stop receiving the airbag warranty crap about my Accord I sold 8 years ago.

Disagree. If this were a Buick Century of similar age/miles then yes, no real value. But I think these Regal GS cars were special, primarily due to the supercharged 3800, and still have a fan-base.  In my opinion the $5,500 is right in the range of “pay this because good luck finding another one this clean” money. 

I think subisizing the purchase of newer, safer, more efficient cars by lower-income people is exactly what should happen if you’re going to do this sort of thing.  But again, I don’t know that this is a good idea, it’s just how I would implement such an idea if I *had* to do so. Rich people don’t need subsidies to…

Meanwhile I’m wiping my ass with any old truck I find laying around the house.

If current Pandemics are anything to go by, it should take 1 or 2 Model Years to show up in other cars, possibly sooner if the designers gather in large groups and dont stay 6 feet apart.

I think the designers stuffed that much coke into their own nostrils.

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

...or move to a state that outlaws big ugly grilles.

I said it was the OBVIOUS twist; not the real twist. He actually has a form of dementia that makes him remember things backwards. He hasn’t been receiving random pizza orders, he’s been SENDING THEM OUT! Remember, he doesn’t appear to be eating any of the food. His wife he doesn’t remember or recognize runs a…

Sadly, when one of the local urchins went through my X-type in search of valuables one night a few years ago, he took the Jaguar-branded cell phone from the center console. Absolutely useless as a phone, of course, but a nice conversation piece.

Should be etched in stone at the entry to every GM facility.

At work I have a Chevy pickup, essentially the same vehicle with no rear seats, with the same drivetrain - 160hp, not that I ever need even that much - and its fuel economy is best measured in furlongs per firkin, because miles per gallon is just a little too ambitious.

Parallel Port...gonna have a printer!  Cross your fingers for a daisy wheel.

The first paragraph of this got dark in a hurry. It was great.

Why is that truck listed on Miata.net? Does it come with a Miata in the back?

What do you mean putting a CVT in a 2 ton SUV is bad

On top of that, it undoubtedly improved the look of the front end by smashing it through the roof of a truck.

Still got the spindle grill?