So I just called the dealership today to buyout my lease vehicle. The dealership I’m working with is 3000 miles away. I bought it there because everything within driving range should be burned to the ground for price gouging.

You definitely don’t want one that hasn’t been fixed - last thing you need is a bunch of little TDIs running around your house. 

How long before you come out of a store to find a petulant child sitting in it and a harrassed parent trying to find where to put the coins in?

A guy approached him at a gas station and said his boss had ordered too many used A6's and needed to unload them quick.  He also had speakers for sale too.

Aimee, runaway.  Only one I would have added is “kitchen towel”.  It insulates, it cleans, it dries, it stanches bloodflow, it keeps hands oil-free.  

Like we’re going anywhere.

Right. Like the Super Hawk-powered Honda riding lawnmower. But less... everything.

https://jalopnik.com/look-whats-finally-here-and-waiting-for-me-1843613015

Nostalgia has its limits. This is just a crappy old truck that you’ll see struggling to keep up with traffic on the highway. 

Depleted uranium is almost the same density, and cheaper! Radiation wouldn’t be an issue, but a block of DU bouncing down a race track might make some sparks and catch fire (it’s pyrophoric), which would make races much more interesting tbh.

A lutefisk or surstromming truck !!!

I’m aware of the market for these and I still voted CP. I think the entire used market for these is CP. So I voted CP.

The market on these is CP, therefore I choose CP. 

Could be worse. At least they didn’t try a CVT.

“Bigotry and hateful rhetoric—in any form—have no place in the Republican Party”

Everyone knows that zzzzzz Braaap (1 second), then Braaaaaaap (2 seconds) in some random pattern around the wheel is the correct torque setting for lug nuts.

This is like watching those toothpaste adverts where they cover the brush head with a log of toothpaste while the instructions are for a pea sized blob. A little bit of the anti-seize goes along way, also somehow always manages to cover your hands and makes it look live you’ve been giving prostate exams to androids.

People were actively admonished not to put the cart before the horse.

This really shits me. Bloody collectors keeping cars in museums just to increase value. This needs to be driven!

Jeebus Christmas! Florida will title and put a tag on ANYTHING.