the gall of saying Porsche’s iconic Guards Red isn’t the better color smh

Thank you so much for asking.

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

Plus, you can drive a Rivian all day long without people giving you the finger or laughing at you. 

It’s really not, but you do you.

“If speed or power are on your new car checklist, go for the Crosstrek.”

Generally, I like turbo Volvo’s. This has the wrong transmission, is not a wagon, and is priced too high. ND

I would have preferred a slideshow.

I’d have gone with Tesla driver occupant. More fitting with the Jalopnik boner for all things Musk.

HOW many ways can I say NO?

A vehicle that 45 years ago was so incompetent that it could barely keep up with traffic then, is nothing much more than a paperweight today. Not only NO, but this...thing...needs to be confiscated as a traffic hazard and recycled into anything but what it is now.

Could be, he did benefit from a red flag, though he put himself in that position by being fast at the start while saving his tires.

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

town car trunks use ‘dead hookers’ as a unit of measure

You’re lying.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Fuck you and your politicking after an unprecedented natural disaster.

This fits into my “If a Thing is what you want, this is probable a good one to grab” philosophy. I mean, it’s pretty darn nice for what it is and you’d be hard pressed to find another or restore one to this standard for $12K. I suppose it’d be a fun runaround car if you lived in a resort town or had a house on the…

Anyone who wants this has never drove or even rode in one. Loud, slow, the worst seats ever, and added misery in the winter where the “windows” actually direct air into the cabin. It’s a lawn tractor that seats four.

Volvo S60 Recharge

The TLX has a horrendous turning radius that renders it unable to do U-turns.