Head coach Sean McDermott was a little defensive when asked to explain why his starter sucked so hard that he was benched after one game.

I tried calling Burt Reynolds on the CB, no luck.  Tried the phone, but the line was dead.

After spending 2 weeks of eating nothing but Corn Dogs i bought from costco, I decided to be healthy and ate a whole uncut head of brocoli with a bottle of ranch dressing. I’d just break off a branch, drizzle dressing on it, and went to town.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

The sports world loses a true leg-end.

You usually want to see above average separation from wide receivers, not defensive backs.

While this was disturbing, it is refreshing to see a young evangelical lead with his head for a change.

Welding rust together *is* a super power.

This is too perfect. I’ll use this as a reminder in the future that things could go worse.

I’m assuming these burglars were hired by some automobile company that wanted to recoup their losses on a vehicle of theirs that Hammond has destroyed.

First, the Bears already had a defense that was nearing top 10. Now they may have a defense in the top 5. Show me a team outside of New England that has won the SB without a top tier defense.

Meanwhile, Patriots fans probably forgot who they played in the AFC championship.

Weird. I kept scrolling through the updates and couldn’t find it. Shit, man, I even commented and starred comments in it and totally forgot that I saw it. Then again it’s the Texans. They’re easily forgotten.

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

By stating he was a fan of Alt (Right).

All extreme religious orthodoxy; the “holier”, the more misogynistic and homophobic. ALL OF THEM.

Not really a car, but the wife and I rented an R1M and CBR600rr in Taiwan. We did 250 miles over two days on some crazy two lane mountain roads and racked up 11 speed camera tickets each. Each bike rental was about $120, and I think the total fines were about the same.

You can’t get adaptive damping, hiper struts, radar cruise, 20 way seats, alcantara headliner, leather dashboard, or regen paddles on a 14 Volt. I’d also venture the Bose system in the ELR has more power than the one in the Volt. The traction motors in the ELR definitely have more umph.

I’m disappointed with the Jalop writers on this.