Pictured top: A gentleman who appears to have a genetic disorder shakes hands with Isaiah Austin

NO HIGH-BALLERS!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE GOT!!!

Pro: Looks clean, both the exterior and engine bay; manual trans; not bad miles, tasteful cosmetic upgrades.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

When I came home from my second deployment, I got a rehab assignment to work with the MD guard recruiters. My job was to take the hmmwv to the stadium on sudays, park it in lot O, and set up small games for kids to play. This was stupid for a number of reasons, the main one being very few people are dumb enough to…

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

It’s the only thing that’s keeping the Orioles fanbase from going the way of Jonestown. Don’t take it from us, please.

I have them in both my cars and rarely use them tbh.  I did learn a lesson about them though.   I farted and then decided to try my cooled seat fan for the first time.  It blew the fart right up into my face........   

Driving in a straight line isn’t the hard part, it’s keeping that massive surge of power from swerving or otherwise going sideways that can be a struggle

nasty over-sized rats with tiny creepy human hands

For the name, how about Spacey McSpaceforce? It will appeal to the majority of low I.Q. Trump supporters as being not too complicated and easy to remember, plus part of the name is after someone else who liked to “grab ‘em by the (in Spacey’s case) nuts”. Works on so many levels. As for the logo, I’ll leave that up to…

Isn’t the job description of PGA of America professionals literally to deal with hackers?

I hate it when the shift pattern isn’t in English.

The ghost in the background of the valley is a nice touch as well.

I actually looked at this car and was not willing to pay the $5,000. Here’s why:

Because it lasted longer than the factory warranty and most manufacturers don’t give a flying F after that. If they don’t have to do the work under warranty, they don’t care. 

A car dealership engaged in shady business practices? No way!

I’d just like to point out that this is the entire dealership subplot of Fargo.

I usually bake my cast iron skillet. Then let it cool and inevitably forget it’s there and find it the following day.