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This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

that vacuum cleaner grill is beyond ugly. I’m 30 years old. How about only put a grill that matches what the car needs for air intake, these fake grills are stupid.

Those nondescript Lexus 4 doors exemplify dull - but with a hideous grille to spice it up. :p

Exactly. an ES350 is not deserving of predator-face.

If the Vikings blow a late lead in an NFC Championship Game and no troops can see it, does it even happen?

I think I’ll stick the the Stinger:

Goddammit. Maybe a spoiler alert next time?

Hi, rare, 43 year old, 2003 Evo VIII owner here. Had it since new. Never thrashed and unmodified. Not every AWD turbo car was owned by a 23 year old who was more interested in boooooossst and a Type R sticker. Strangely when I see a an Evo VIII or IX on the road today they are typically driven by older folks and look…

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

Don’t forget stickers! Lots and lots of stickers. If you can fit a VTEC and a Type-R then Dodge better watch out.

For your POTD I’m awarding you this nice and well behaved horse who will be delivered to you by this fine gentleman, as soon as he finds some dry clothes to put on:

[Screams in Industrial Design]

Getting in and out was solved by aftermarket on later models.

Just add that to the list of things that Melo’s done with. Including

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Fuck yeah!

Well everyone knew that the Steelers best chance for success was to avoid playing the Patriots and they executed that plan perfectly.