After the terrorist attack in Ottawa, they sang the Canadian national anthem at the Pittsburg Penguins game, that hit me right in the FEELS too. I guess I like anthems at the games because it makes me feel proud, I understand that if it didn’t make you feel proud that you’d want to shit all over it.

NFL refs have it rough. Name me a play that fills a fan with more murderous rage than an 80 yard run for a touchdown called back for a holding penalty. They’re lucky they’re alive.

Tremendous article Kyle, I’m genuinely conflicted about it. I came down decidedly on the side of Gawker in the Hogan shenanigans and would immediately dismiss (rightly or wrongly) anyone who disagreed.

Is that a poop reference? Sounds like a poop reference.

If you're considering starting the Jacksonville defence, you may have other issues with your fantasy team.

Possibly the best ownage to the “lol u spelt it wrong” comment.

Let him walk out to Mandy by Barry Manilow, does every MMA fighter have to conform to the extreme douche stereotype? Doesn't differentiation make things more entertaining?

Most of the Mets don't play full time either.

Finally the biggest asshole on earth can be together with the biggest bird on earth.

Why do the press even ask what he thinks about <insert controversy>? Everyone knows he’s just a mealy mouthed bullshit machine whose overprocessed messaging is essentially meaningless. Is there someone out there reading off the AP wire going “well shit, glad to hear ole Rog had some lukewarm horseshit to say about the…

It’s astounding that in the NFL, a draft pick would immediately be expected to be a starter at an incredibly complex position. In baseball, (most) players aren’t viewed to be at their “true” potential until they’re 26 or 27 years old. Obviously the lack of any sort of developmental system in football doesn’t allow…

I thought pornhub had the trademark on the Panthers hashtag.

Are we seeing the first days of the takepocalypse? Or is it more of a takeageddon? Takeroshima? Take War III? Must improve the aptness of the analogy....

Not answer the prayers of my prepubescent self apparently.

Jimmy Fallon and the cast of Full House and Saved By the Bell take turns shooting each other in the face. Nobody wins, one person has to keep living though.

And he invented that nifty game with the letters.

Tom Brady should sit out the first four games of the season to show his solidarity with Kaep. That’s the real “make America great again” move.

So hypothetically, if all the cars are autonomous, do we even need things like lanes any more? Highway medians?

You could say he was hamstrung by his shoulder injuries? No? Fuck.

Throwing a football? No.