I mean, he has a better eFG% than Damian Lillard or Joel Embiid, and he’s hitting a higher percentage (38.3) of his threes than Bradley Beal or James Harden, on more attempts per game than Otto Porter. I think it might be time to leave behind the idea that he has a shaky shot. (Also, Satoransky logs his minutes at the…

What is this?

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.

Canadian sports fans will remember a lot of this, because the interplay between Usain Bolt and Andre de Grasse was showcased a lot, probably too much.

Aren’t we all?

Bugle Boy Polo Shirt isn’t a shirt for a dapper man, or a suave man, or a man who values his appearance. It’s a shirt for a man who has resigned himself to dad-dom, so much so that he goes on a nationally televised cooking program looking like a children’s mannequin from 1993 that was hit by Rich Moranis’ enlarging…

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

I think you have to take his birth name into account: Sanford Braun.

“Ware’s house?”

First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”

I too worked as a custodian at a prestigeous northeastern university, only to get fired for using the chalkboard in the hallway of the lecture hall.

You forgot one.

No, they swept them 3-1.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Counterpoint: No.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base