This is a great article and whoever authorized an add for something called “SlottyVegas.com” to be in the middle of it should be deeply ashamed of themselves. Take your online casinos, fold them six times and shove them up your ass until they come out of your mouth.

The, ah, preview before the series starts?

He would have delivered that sermon in person but most Buffalonians can’t get that many words out without vomiting genny cream.

I have an idea for an essay, the thesis is America has cut too much money from education for the last thirty years.

Counterpoint: FUCK NO.

Hard to accurately put into words the depth of my gratitude that I do not live in the United States and have to deal with this shit.

Tom Vinegar and Pepper Hamilton in one story. I relish a delicious name.

Damn, reading those letters makes it seem like literacy isn’t a priority in your country. Weird right?

Either that’s some epic satire of an overwrought movie review or that guy just loves the smell of his own farts.

I’ll admit, other than occasional donations to the Salvation Army kettle, I didn’t give much. A parent with terminal cancer and an uncle with MS will change that. We asked people to bring a small cash contribution to our Christmas party instead of the customary bottle of wine. We ended up raising $500 for charity.

You could have posted a picture of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers and nobody would have known the difference.

I’ll meet you in Temecula.

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

It would seem to me that if a company had a good product with real value, the business would end up looking more like a “traditional” company, sell their wares through traditional outlets and dispense with all the MLM bullshit. So perhaps there are no legit MLM businesses?

Uhhh....shouldn’t the first person he apologizes to be his wife? Just sayin’

“Yeah, that knucklehead can’t even get the footskin through the score box any more. Gabberts foot kicks are much better”

Sorry...dwarf hamsters? <Googles> Holy shit....can’t believe that’s a thing.

Hope this devolves into an All Takes Matter situation re: the hotdog sandwich.

I’m pretty sure if you “capitalize in the red zone and shit” you will get fined.

I relish a good condiment pun.