Non-American here, not really getting all this noise, I was under the impression that the purpose of your military was to protect the interests of the country abroad and (when required) defend the country and constitution from attack. If that is accurate, then does the military not EXIST to protect the right to free…

If you need to find him he’s between the Gatorade coolers during the anthem.

But now who is going to lead the team on the final drive of a playoff game to a 27-yard chip shot field goal that the kicker will then miss thereby ending the Vikings season in hilariously depressing fashion? Feel like the whole game plan for the season is out the window now...

Informal poll taken at last years (bills) tailgate: if you're looking to hook up with a young lady, what teams jersey you hope she's wearing? Nobody answered anything except the Steelers.

The fuck you pay Burneko? In terms of dollars per post it must be over the moon. Write more ya bastard.

It’s sort of amazing that the fact that the Chargers are a “dead team walking” situation due to their on-again off-again flirtation with the Los Angeles market has taken a back seat to another embarrassing/stupid/avoidable controversy.

Too bad about the lack of sound on the video, you know he’s apologizing as he’s running away.

Wait....aren’t you the same guy who wrote a 2000 word (approximately, whatever) piece about not owning a snow shovel?

Amen. A life spent in service of vanity is no life at all. Take a shower every day, don’t mainline hard drugs and go for a walk once in a while. Let the rest of the chips fall where they may.

Disney world is the worst. My parents took me when I was 30 because they thought it was hilarious. I got hammered at some country (Japan?) in Epcot and puked in another country (Norway?). Fuck Disney World.

I’m SHOCKED that she has a neck tattoo

All four Superbowls the Bills lost, thereby making the Bills the greatest team of all time instead of....well whatever we have now. Two Ryans? We have two Ryans. That’s a thing we have.

Our jobs are our lives

The Rams haven’t made the playoffs since the 2004 season — how is the possible in a league with a cap?

Further proving that Canada's welfare industrial complex has given the average citizen too much spare time. Canadians spare time should be spent fending off beavers, discussing the Toronto maple leafs and the over commercialization of poutine like the queen intended.

Anyone who believes that having a gun makes them more free is a slave to their own fear. Americans live in fear of an opressive government, immigrants, random acts of violence, and so on ad infinitum. A great American once said, we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Indeed.

I got married two weeks ago. I fucking hate weddings, pretty much everything about them except getting to spend time with friends and family.

Ya, wins are bullshit, run differential is a better indicator and if you look at the numbers they're not that gr....oh nevermind

Oh yeah, and we can call up Dalton Pompey to push Saunders wheelchair around the bases. Maybe MLB will let us call the Pompey/Saunders duo a single player on our roster since each of them is barely half a baseball player.

I’m sure the kind, accepting citizens of Detroit will welcome Mr. Norris and his adorable eccentricities.