I was hoping for a Price/Cespedes deal...we’re weak in left field and and a lineup that includes Tulo, Donaldson, Bautista, Encarnacion, Martin and Cespedes could probably give enough run support to a 10 year old starting pitcher.

“crashed her vehicle, stripped naked, and ran around a field”

“Ethered”... Underused verb, I like it much.

I play this stupid game once a week, I have for years. The only people that dispute that it’s very physically demanding are people that have never tried it. That said, it’s a stupid damn game and there is absolutely no way to look cool while taking this game seriously. The bro that waves the league rule book around at…

Seems to me that complaining about officials publicly in a tournament that you intend to continue competing in (and hopefully win) is remarkably shortsighted...

Tell em Steve Dave!

That's hilarious, seriously made my day.

Not to diminish the contributions of your colleagues at Deadspin, but I’m always impressed by the quality of your work Greg, keep up the good work. (I especially enjoyed the Jason Whitlock pieces, I get a tingly feeling in my toes with that shitbag gets what’s coming).

Two simple rules for dress:

“I can stop playing games, but I really do need to respond to emails on the go.”

I have a no shit 2012 Nissan Frontier without a fucking AUX input. My letters to Nissan alerting them to their oversight have thus far been ignored.

Steel wool is no longer a suggested material to fill holes/deter pests. It is (surprisingly) flammable and there are an abundance of other (non-flammable/flame retardant) materials available...to wit: fibreglass or rock wool insulation.