Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

The whole thing, from start to finish, was Special.

Yes... Regal like a Skylark, or even a Skyhawk!

The way it soars through the air is almost Regal.

That has to be the landing of the century!

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

at which point Waring’s girlfriend yelled to Aponte that there was a gun in the truck, in an effort to scare Aponte away.

...and you lean over to said dick-woman and whisper in her ear, “nice price.”

Briggs and Strattons fire the spark plug every time the piston is near TDC. Doesn’t hurt anything to fire the spark on the exhaust stroke.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Chevrolet-Cavalier-2dr-Coupe-Z24-/172483059887?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2828caa0af:g:sVEAAOSw44BYdnRD&item=172483059887

90's Chevy cavalier.
Because a GM will run bad longer than most car will run at all.

I love Icon and the work Mr Ward does...

Atlas shrugged.

So we arrest a VW executive because a diesel engine emits a bit more pollution than is acceptable, but bankers who crashed the country and made off with billions after the 2008 crash walk free?

Yes, Velma is a babe. Daphne can hit the bricks with her drama.

Replace “karting” with any sport, and you have the problem with sports. Most sports are fun, most people who are into said sports are total assholes.

For $400, plus the cost of the readily available for anywhere and dirt cheap 4T60 transmission, you have a relatively clean looking beater. Hell, if you wanted to double your cost of investment, you could buy the van, a GoPro, and find some sweet jumps to take it on and garner yourself some internet fame for boldly…

To be fair, I think Applebees is for people who disdain eating food.

People crapping themselves with excitement for a car backing itself into a parking spot. Please lineup for the koolaid at the back of the tent after presentation. Thank you for coming to Jonestown.

For five grand you could also buy this quadrasteer.

No - if you’re gonna talk moose, you’re gonna need a Pottsylvanian!