People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

Fuck this, I’m not dying in Florida

This. I purposefully fly with nothing but a small backpack and always check my luggage. I cannot stand how people fight for overhead space or leap out of their seats the moment the wheels touch down or try to ram a far too large bag into a far too small cubby. If I can’t fit it in my backpack and store said…

If I’m the cop and I’m anywhere near the emergency exit im poppin that fucker open and sliding shamu down the emergency slide.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

The LS motor doesn’t care. The LS motor is the drunk frat boy with a condom. “I’ll put it in that, in that, in that, that too.”

Poor Jacob. Hombre was tryin’ to be a real Trooper and fight through the hypertension, but couldn’t quite make it through the whole Rodeo. Alas, he has now VehiCROSSed over and Ascender’d to heaven.

Everyone should have the right to drive.

Well women have already been driving men for thousands of years...

I would have taken any cash out of the wallet, and chucked it off to the side of the road after the dickhead in the car pulled out like that. Fuck trying to return it in the first place. That phone would have eventually met a similar fate on its own.

I applaud the biker for his restraint. I think that phone would have ended up further away from the car if it were me.

That’s not antifreeze. That’s venom.

PSA: Don’t buy a car from a seller that uses the word “dope”, and also doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “they’re”. Also, his piss-poor taste was probably also applied to maintenance/mods.

This is the Most Fortunate Sequential Plate In This History Of Mankind

All I could think was how much it reminded me of a Monte Carlo...which isn’t what you want a semi-exotic Italian car to ever remind you of.

FUCK THE GOD DAMN VERNIER SCALE ITS 2016 WE HAVE DIALS AND DIGITAL DISPLAYS GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT 1800s SHIT

A digital or a dial caliper. All those tools, you have to work at it, but just holding a proper caliper around any sort of machinery makes you look official and look like you know something.

Needs a better soundtrack...

Although fun, effects were bad even for then. I preferred BJ and the bear and Tails of the Golden Monkey. Even Black Sheep Squadron.