Hoo boy do I have a Kia dealer story! I had to go to three Kia dealers to buy my wife’s 2016 Sedona. Apologies in advance for the long read.

This purchase gives you everything you need to start your new Youtube Channel called “The Pacer Chronicles”. Hoon them, mod them, drive them down a boat ramp. Whatever you do, you’ll get views and likely earn enough money to cover the purchase (provided you’re wacky enough).

I’ve got two rental stories that immediately come to mind. First one involved a Chevy Corsica that I rented with my cousin, brother and friend to go skiing in the San Bernardino mountains. We picked it up at the Ontario airport and immediately went to Carl’s Jr because hungry college kids on a budget. After gathering…

10/10 Wood hoon! Then when it blew up, I’d part it out. Interesting that you have a 944 today and a GTV6 yesterday. I was looking at 944s until I learned about the GTV6. Ultimately I bought the Alfa and it’s been in pieces pretty much ever since! At least I’m saving money on gas and keeping the miles off it because…

“Here’s my advice instead: buy what you want. Enjoy what you have. Don’t worry about what other people say” A million times this. I used to have a classic Thunderbird that was my daily driver. Everywhere I went I got the same old song and dance “this isn’t a numbers matching factory part, your headlight lens is…

That fire extinguisher is a good idea. Having owned several old VWs I know there are three types. 1) Those that are going to catch on fire. 2) Those that are currently on fire. 3) Those that have been on fire.

Where are the stats telling me how many people will be killed by Mustangs at Cars & Coffee (both U.S. and Europe)?

I remember reading this article when it came out! I was just about to turn 13 and I had a non-running VW Bug I’d gotten from my neighbor in trade for mowing his lawn for a year and thought I could build some kind of kit car. I thought that Manta was great! Of course it never happened because I was 13 but I did get the…

Cyclops One!

I thought the extra fluid in the cylinder seen during the alcohol burn was water. He appeared to use isopropyl alcohol and the stuff you buy in the store is mixed 0r cut with water. If you look on the label it’s typically 20 to 30 percent water.

This thing was parked forever at Dean Jeffries’ shop on the corner of Barham and Cahuenga Blvd. in Los Angeles (back in the 90's and 2000's) I think eventually he sold it but it was fairly worn out by then from sitting in the sun.

The video ended before they got her pushed back in the water. I hope she was able to rejoin her pod and migrate to warmer waters.

I taught several people using my 4Runner. I’d shift it into 4x4 low and then it’s basically impossible to kill the engine. That way they could practice clutch engagement without even using the throttle and get the idea.

Extra points for what looks like kids in the back and the Miller Lite van in the neighbor’s driveway.

As the owner of a rarely running Italian car from the mid 1980's by law have to vote Nice Price! I’d by that car today if I still lived in CA. (Yes I have an Italian car problem but admitting your addiction is the first step on the road to recovery!)

CarToons was awesome and I loved Krass and Bernie! Trosley still draws and last I checked you could have him make you a custom CarToon.

CP for several reasons:

Downforce of that massive rear wing proved so extreme it pulled the front tires off the ground resulting in a loss of control. That or the tire pressure was off by .00001 psi on the right rear tire.

Less hack-job Miata, more hot chick please!

I’m holding out for an exercise ball chair.