Kind of surprised Woody Allen’s Stand Up (that’s the name of the album) from I think 1968 isn’t in here. It’s damn funny and fairly timeless. I know that, like a lot of others, he’s turned into a creep and a weirdo, but the storytelling and delivery showcase how he would make his intentional comedy movies of the 70s…

For crowd work, you really cannot beat Ian Bagg. I mean, maybe 5-10% of his show is scripted. The rest is simply crowd work.

I have seen Celtic Woman live (and I’m not a grandparent). They’re actually pretty entertaining live, but their impression of the male drummers beating the shit out of drums and the sometimes odd song choices was still good. It’s the only time I’d heard Enya’s Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) live though, and that was neat.…

Just this past week, I used “Normal view. Normal View! NORMAL VIEW!” during a work meeting. One guy got it.

From a regular over at Kos (ShowerCap):

I’m starting to think this Trump fellow may not be on the up and up.  It’s almost like he’s trying to sell something he can’t possibly deliver on.  Something just smells fishy.

Murray’s High Plains Cheddar is amazingly good (and sort of expensive, depending on what you think cheese should cost). The woman at the store knows me now and always cuts me a sample even if I don’t buy it.

It was Marla, and she was Gibb’n. I was surprised too, since she’s 87. Maybe not quite as sassy, but she played the role quite well. Norman Lear was there too, and he’s 96. It was a mix of live performance and nostalgia-fest, depending on your age.

If you spent $700 on a console, you got screwed. If you spent $700 on a gaming computer, you forgot to get everything besides the video card and the RAM.

Grilled pineapple is absolutely delicious so long as you don’t burn it.  Just get the grill marks on it and you’re done.  If they come out charred, you screwed up the juicy part of it.

They need to put Devo back on, minus the one dead member.

Or worse, it’s Dick’s wife, Vagina She-Wolf.

My kid:

I’m so glad someone said Totino’s. I’ve had those for over 30 years, and while they used to be 5/$5, they’re still 4/$5. And they’re still good. Get the “supreme”. Even with the different toppings, they are all the same price. I don’t know why I like it, and I only eat it when my 5 year old isn’t around so he doesn’t…

Anytime my wife and I have a heated argument, we both end up cleaning like mad. It’s “think” time. I did the same thing when my Dad passed a few years back. I don’t show emotion all that well, but we had a damn clean house and neatly cut yard.

My brother and I were recently on a trip with my sister to go to a wedding. It was also a bit of a family reunion, and my brother mentioned that my cousin’s husband was named Dave. I instantly replied, “He’s not one of the Daves I know.” We then both sang the opening of “These are the Daves I know” from Kids in the…

We’ll take the n*ggers and the chinks, but no Irish!

I’m sort of surprised that XTC didn’t meet his criteria.  The math works out and their catalog is 4-5 times the size.

That’s some nice work Deckard, and not just the MAME stuff. I’m a DIYer as well but I’m not as public about it. :)

That’s some nice work Deckard, and not just the MAME stuff. I’m a DIYer as well but I’m not as public about it. :)

Silent Hill the game was fantasic. The sequel was actually better (as in, I had to stop playing a few times because I was freaking out a little). After that, YMMV.