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Dear Secretary DeVos,

I address you now as both an educator, and as a man who lived in West Germany in the years immediately preceding and following the fall of the Berlin Wall (my old man served in the Fulda Gap on two separate tours):

GET. FUCKED.

There are certainly a few strictures in the modern American education

I’m sure John Oliver’s weekly English-language comedy show on a premium American television channel was a major part in Brazil electing a fascist psychopath.

Totino’s is the best bang for your buck by a mile

I mean, Totino’s Is kind of a trash pizza classic.

Ah.... prairie shit. We’ll take ‘em too. 

Because most people have no idea what you are talking about when you say “legit PCB or build a MAME” and just want to play street fighter like they did in an arcarde

Because most people have no idea what you are talking about when you say “legit PCB or build a MAME” and just want

Genius idea. They’ll sell out of these things quick. I just finished my MAME cabinet, but a little jealous of these.

Genius idea. They’ll sell out of these things quick. I just finished my MAME cabinet, but a little jealous of these.

The liter of cola and meow gags are nearly worth the price of admission. The full frontal nudity of the big guy wasn’t expected, but it worked (much like it did in Borat). The entire thing is Reno 911 before Reno 911. The whole original movie was pretty damn funny, and I’m not a pot smoker, so who knows. So long as it