The rules of football are designed to be ambiguous so that we can all argue about what happened during the match in the pub afterwards, at work the next day, and for weeks, months and even years afterwards for important enough decisions. That was never a penalty!

Actors. Fake blood?

I agree entirely. It’s an attempt to set up a studio as a going concern, it’s paying considerable salaries to the people involved, and it’s doing that off the back of someone else’s IP without getting their permission, using “it’s a fan film” as a fig leaf.

Sturridge, Kane, Vardy. Three in-form striking options. Watch Roy Hodgson inexplicably start the ghost of Wayne Rooney instead.

The main problem with this plan is that the turbines won’t be visible from Trump’s stupid fucking vanity project golf resort. Wind turbines that annoy Trump are infinitely better than those that done.

Yes. Thank you. It was bothering me too.

Croque madame all the way. Everything’s better with an egg on it.

Roose Bolton’s been a cold, logical, several-moves-ahead motherfucker throughout the show (and the books). He’s been threatening to kill Ramsay or set him aside in favour of Walda’s child if it’s a boy, and one of his main complaints about Ramsay is that the boy can’t help getting his murder on at any opportunity.

I loved ‘lapse of judgement factory’.

I realise Roger Darksoul is wielding it one-handed in the game, but it should still have a longer handle, for balance and for two handed wielding, especially as it lacks the unsharpened, grabbable length of the blade in front of the cross piece that you’d find on a Zweihaender.

you’ve missed out the Return of Captain Invincible

please tell me he got a percentage of the gross in his contract?

It’s inevitable. I might as well save time and be annoyed and disappointed by it now.

Fuck this. Didn’t watch the fourth one, won’t watch this inevitable travesty either.

I missed this announcement.

Sandman was created by Gaiman (and a couple of others) as work-for-hire for DC, meaning DC owns the rights.

No, you fool, that’s Hayden Panettone!

Rooney’s not playing, that’s effectively an extra man for United.

“Of Course I Still Love You.”is the name of a Culture ship in an Ian M Banks novel (a fully autonomous ship, and therefore a very advanced version of a ‘drone-piloted barge’). I strongly suspect it’s a reference, and not a (perhaps heart-warming) coincidence.

Did you miss the part in the article where a spokesperson for the Health and Safety Executive explained exactly why they’re suing?