Love that clip

Abed’s film project where he ends up provoking his friends into having the same conversations his parents had about him was brilliant and touching

I hope once he’s no longer playing for either of those scum clubs he suddenly refinds his form, and it turns out he was good all along, but just didn’t want to score goals for them. It’s unlikely, but it would make me happy.

Innate handsomeness not included

Listen, I don’t want to tell Samsung their business but that is a ridiculously unergonomic form factor. Nobody wants a cube phone, I’m calling it now.

1000 bimes to the kilobime, and 1000 milibimes to the bime. How can it be hard to understand?

given that Schnapsidee is effectively two words anyway it doesn’t seem like cheating to use two or three as a translation. I get slightly annoyed by “English doesn’t have a one word translation for [compound word made up of several words]”.

Cheaper, but better. Used to be cheap but massively unfashionable due to shonky soviet-era Czech cars, partnership with Volkswagen which made them cheaper than VWs and good, brilliant ad campaign featuring people nearly buying Skodas then running away which mostly fixed the image problem. Now their range is at least…

Does “sailboat” mean something different to Americans than a sailing boat? If that’s supposed to be a sailing boat, where are the masts? I’m not seeing anywhere obvious in the picture for them to be attached.

Ah’ve got it toooooo!

fair point

Sadly they don’t have those little tags in real life, so the ones that aren’t Venus are a bugger to pick out.

You gots to watch out for that cabin fever, it can strike with little warning

We called ours Hurricane Bawbag, but I do like “thanks, Snobama”

Break the guy’s clavicle, apparently, unless getting knocked off the bike did that.

I did, and I thought it was all right. Didn’t live up to the promise of the first though.

I’m with you on Altered Carbon, but I was pretty happy with the sequels too. Certainly neither made me wish they hadn’t been written.

shhh, we might scare it away

Yes but this explanation has always been a pathetic, tissue-thin, attempt to retcon a bad line in the script.

He’s a jazz footballer - all about the solos, endlessly showing off, it’s all pretty enough but there’s no real end product.