Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Is the plane exploded? Y/N If “N”>Not A Screw Up.

And yet when I look up the value of mine on KBB it comes up - no exaggeration - $260.

Blessings to you and your reasonably-priced knives, Tre.

Am I the only one that’s tired of burnouts?

Ugh, yes. Why would you intentionally make a vehicle look worse, perform worse, and spend money to do it?

Such a fascinating swap and a nice paint job... all ruined by being slammed/stanced/whatever.

If you wander into the wrong neighborhood, you might get Silk Cut.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

Well, I’m speaking (typing) in relative terms, here. Obviously Conor McGregor is a ballet master and/or Muhammad Ali compared to me, but in a boxing ring, restricted to boxing, against Floyd Mayweather, yeah, he is a klutz with no boxing skill.

I’m biased as a Chicagoan, but it’s such a fun movie to watch.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?

Just giving an example. It’s not like I brought up wrestling on an article about homemade beef jerky or some shit. “That strip of beef looks tough, but not as tough as Mad Man Pondo - who once stapled a dollar bill to my nipple!” (untrue story)

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

Was waiting for this, left satisfied.

“What were you doing out in the desert Kimi?”
“Walking.”