This is a pretty good list. The only thing I would add is Person of Interest.

Okay, imagine one of your parents remarries, and goes to live with their spouse’s father (let’s call him Sidney). You’re only a kid, so you have to go with them. You take all your toys, including the Power Rangers Deluxe Dragonzord. Your new stepsibling (let’s call him Marvin) has the Megazord, and is super looking…

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

This looks astronomically stupid and I will still go see it.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Is the plane exploded? Y/N If “N”>Not A Screw Up.

It’s not that bad, honestly. I think his cadence is wrong on “that dog don’t hunt” though.

Bryozoans, at least when they make skeletons, are a fairly common component of Paleozoic reefs. So almost anyone in the audience who has seen rocks from the Paleozoic has probably seen skeletons of some really really dead bryozoans, like these:

And yet when I look up the value of mine on KBB it comes up - no exaggeration - $260.

Blessings to you and your reasonably-priced knives, Tre.

Am I the only one that’s tired of burnouts?

Ugh, yes. Why would you intentionally make a vehicle look worse, perform worse, and spend money to do it?

Such a fascinating swap and a nice paint job... all ruined by being slammed/stanced/whatever.

If you wander into the wrong neighborhood, you might get Silk Cut.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

Well, I’m speaking (typing) in relative terms, here. Obviously Conor McGregor is a ballet master and/or Muhammad Ali compared to me, but in a boxing ring, restricted to boxing, against Floyd Mayweather, yeah, he is a klutz with no boxing skill.

I’m biased as a Chicagoan, but it’s such a fun movie to watch.

You were *so* intent on criticising Katharine and defending Moore that you completely missed that the quote was referring to David Eyck.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?