Those are some ugly fucking shoes.

This is in the finest traditions of Scottish Football. Snatching glorious defeat from the jaws of victory is very much our thing.

Everything is air-droppable at least once.

0.44 square kilometers in area, so no. San Marino, maybe.

(I do give a fuck about an Oxford comma)

I’m not even kidding here, that is the worst facial hair I have ever seen. It shows every sign of considerable effort to make it like that, too.

You’ve played Kinja Spoony before.

the problem with Crouch in the England team is that he looked like he “fitt[ed] perfectly with the natural English style of soccer” but he didn’t.

America, why your consumer protection so bad? Ah well, at least you have some kind of Nader “probably shouldn’t explode at the drop of a hat” type rules on the books, right?

I’m not even driving a car right now and that phone console is distracting me. In fact I’m no longer even looking at the image and it’s still there in my mind, being a distraction. That thing is dangerous!

Came for this gif. Not disappointed. Keep up the good work.

should’ve got more stars

I was at Wings and Wheels there a couple of years back. It was a great day out - saw a flying Sabre amongst other things. Seems a shame they’re redeveloping it, but there’s a dearth of affordable housing in that part of the country.

I think you’ll find it’s Liam Neesons.

Who do these guys think they are, some sort of National Adminstration for Highway Traffic Safety?

Oh the Humanity!

Why did you not mention Bear? That was a good dog, Brent.
The best dog. 14/10.

So disappointed when I got musketmen and Sean didn’t say “you can fire three volleys a minute - but can you stand?”

I also heartily approve of the Soup-liking Guy. You be you, guy.

Stef, being arrested for “hooning” is probably the most Australian reason ever, but I agree this is close.