No, you fool, that’s Hayden Panettone!

Rooney’s not playing, that’s effectively an extra man for United.

I hope once he’s no longer playing for either of those scum clubs he suddenly refinds his form, and it turns out he was good all along, but just didn’t want to score goals for them. It’s unlikely, but it would make me happy.

1000 bimes to the kilobime, and 1000 milibimes to the bime. How can it be hard to understand?

Cheaper, but better. Used to be cheap but massively unfashionable due to shonky soviet-era Czech cars, partnership with Volkswagen which made them cheaper than VWs and good, brilliant ad campaign featuring people nearly buying Skodas then running away which mostly fixed the image problem. Now their range is at least…

Does “sailboat” mean something different to Americans than a sailing boat? If that’s supposed to be a sailing boat, where are the masts? I’m not seeing anywhere obvious in the picture for them to be attached.

fair point

Break the guy’s clavicle, apparently, unless getting knocked off the bike did that.

shhh, we might scare it away

He’s a jazz footballer - all about the solos, endlessly showing off, it’s all pretty enough but there’s no real end product.

well, if we are lucky perhaps he will die? In the meantime nobody is forcing us to wear that appalling tat.

He’s a goblin-faced baldy-headed arsehole who could start a fight in an empty room. To be fair Newcastle don’t give the impression their dressing room cohesion is all that great at the moment, but let’s sit back and watch Shelvey make it worse anyway.

shame he’s the spoiled prick of the Seven Kingdoms though. Be a decent player if he can just grow the fuck up a bit.

One of the names on the list, Tim Kring, was responsible for Heroes.

Hasn’t something similar been tried already?

I’m not going to watch the (winter? Fucking winter?) World Cup in Sun, Sand, and Slavery land. Not a single damn game.

Enh, I’m only on board if John Cale’s going to be lead singer.

That is OK. I on the other hand just listened to the first 30 seconds of “Someone Great” and remembered that I freaking love this band, and that’s OK too.

That is funny because Hatem Ben Arfa is selfish and does not pass.

I just don’t understand why Liverpool decided it would be a good idea to splash so much cash on Slightly Better Andy Carroll, since they never had any intention of playing to his strengths.